A woman revealed that she pooed on her date’s floor by accident and he kicked it out of the way thinking it was mud – but it got so much worse.
Tiktok user Ken said she was feeling sick but decided to go on a date anyway and her followers just can’t believe what happened.
She explained: “On Friday, I threw up four times. It was very bad. Didn’t feel good. And this guy kept asking me to come over and I was like: ‘No, I don’t really feel good.’ He was like: ‘No, come over, I’ll make you soup.’
“So, yesterday I make the trip to his home. I do not feel good and I tell him that.”
Ken described feeling weak after she had eaten the soup her date prepared for her.
She continued: “I’m like squatting on his floor, I’m over a bucket, and I fart.
So I’m like: ‘Oh my god I nearly just s*** myself, I’m going to go to the bathroom.’ And I come back, and he kicks something on the floor thinking it’s mud. That’s what he said.
“We all know where this story is going. It wasn’t mud. I straight up sharted on his floor.”
Ken stated that the man responded very well to the situation.
She described: “He cleaned it up, like a true gentleman, and I was mortified but I was like, you know what, this is crazy, I have no words.”
Unfortunately, the story doesn’t end there.
Ken claimed that the following day she felt good, but it was soon to turn bad when she began playfighting with her boyfriend.
She said: “I’m sitting on his bed, we’re laughing, horsing around before I leave, and he hits me.
“I kind of tooted when he hit me. This was a very innocent bit of toot.
“I full blown s*** myself. And when I say s*** myself, I mean all through my pyjamas, all down my leg, all over this man’s bed, on his wall.
“I shouldn’t be laughing about it. I just don’t know if I’ll ever be able to recover from it.”
It was shared 2.1 millions times, and the commenters were shocked.
“THE WAY IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE”, said one commenter, while another wrote: “I would disappear without a trace if this happened to me.”
Ken said that the embarrassing experience hasn’t ruined her relationship with her date and he even called her to tell her not to stress out about any of it.
“You have to marry that man”, advised one viewer.
The original appearance of this stor was on The Sun. It has been reproduced with permission.